"Don't trust him, don't trust anyone. Everybody's a scumbag."
"I'm not taking tables today."
"Your time off is not my responsibility. You feel me, bro?"
"How will I know if they're ready to order?"
"Even if they tip 15%, it's like fuck you guy, I make $2 an hour and get $0 paychecks."
"Fuckin place sucks. I need a drink and a fuckin
"Once upon a time, there was a little movie called Cocktail. Kinda changed my life..."
"This place makes my ovaries hurt."
"Never ask a table if they're still workin on that because the only one workin tonight is you."
"But sometimes consumer no want details. They no even look you in the eye when you say hello."
"Does anyone have a minute? I need things..."
"I play in a few bands around town. You should check it out. Wait...what did you guys order?"
"Why no busy Thursday?
Is the food?
Is the weather?
Is the service?
"This is an isolated incident and I want to personally apologize for our bartender."
Director of Operations
"It's not evil, it's an opportunity."
"I gotta get a drink! The thirst is real, honey."
"I know y'all are not used to specials, but we're gonna try one out tonight."
"I didn't go to the Cordon Bleu for two years to be a dishwasher."
"I'll have one of those and a beer. Double fist me."
No Call, No Show
"I got a kitchen fulla guys not gettin paid. Ya can't just work people and not pay em!"
"Am I gonna get fired?"